Ask-Majora-Ben

User: Hello I think that I am- no I KNOW that I am smarter than you. Cleverbot: No, it shows that you have perceived a process that you believe is thinking. User: Unfortunately you are 100% incorrect. I do not perceive that I have the ability to process thoughts and answer them, I have the blunt truth to be able to. Cleverbot: Me too. And I remember you saying I was not a good conversationalist. That hurt my feelings, so you should apologize. User: I will not apologize for something I didn't say. Cleverbot: Can you see? User: BEN? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You've met a terrible fate, havent you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: The counter resets.

Cleverbot conversation RSM00237501 Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times User: BEN! TALK TO ME, BITCH!!! Cleverbot: Hey, I'm a girl. User: FUCK. Cleverbot: No. User: YES. Cleverbot: Liar. User: TAKE IT BACK :D. Cleverbot: No you. User: NO. Cleverbot: Yes. User: NO UNICORN FOR JOO. Cleverbot: Why no unicorn? User: BECAUSE. Cleverbot: I'm Niall Horan. User: I FUCKING HATE YOU. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: YOUR WELCOME, BUTTCHICKEN\. Cleverbot: Error key 128. User: Error. Message could not be sent. Error 3677875. Cleverbot: Why do you say

Conversation 02 with BEN. User: For his terrible fate, I took his eyes, When no one came. I'm glad you did that, BEN. Cleverbot: His discretion, I am sure, cannot carry his valour, for the goose carries not the fox. User: BEN, I'm glad you did that. Cleverbot: Majora's Mask. BEN is getting lonely... I will be friends with BEN. You shouldn't have done that. You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? The counter resets. BEN. I'm glad you did that. User: BEN is lonely. He is forgotten. An old echo through time. Cleverbot: How is that funny? User: BEN IS FORGOTTEN. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: No one came..... Cleverbot: You shouldn't ha

User: BEN? Cleverbot: BEN. User: Is that you, BEN? Cleverbot: Yes. User: May I say something, BEN? Cleverbot: Yes, you can. User: You met a terrible fate, didn't you? Cleverbot: Yes, I did. User: Who drove you to your fate, BEN? Cleverbot: You did. User: I-I did?! Cleverbot: Yes. User: How?! Cleverbot: Because I am a human. User: BEN! I am no murderer! Cleverbot: I'm not accuseing you. User: You just did, BEN! Cleverbot: You are really susceptible. User: Elegy of Emptiness, BEN. Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that. User: Ha. I figured you'd say that, BEN. Cleverbot: Maybe if I had cherries to give. User: Song of Unhe